"like what do i do"

while having a conversation with my dearest friend who will remain nameless in this post, she discussed in great detail the sexual excursion that she had last night as well as a very detailed description of his...., anyway it went a little something like this.

her...

we just did it all night, and his dick was like really long and wide

and like

photo cred: cosmopolitan 

i was in these wild positions

like what do i do

me...

ive never had that pain in my vagina

her...

ike

icing it- no help

streching-no help

prescription drugs-nada

any other ideas

i am proud to call her a friend!