i have learned two things tonight, and both are extremely important to share with you, my readers, who are most likely the majority of the world.
#1. never, and i repeat never, ever pregame with girls!
let me explain, if you pregame with girls, you get cheap wine cooler shit that is both disgusting and does not get you drunk at all.
#2. absinthe is most likely the nectar of the gods.
that is all i am going to say about that! passing out so goodnight boston, massapequa, and anyone else who gives a shit enough to read the shit that i write on this.
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